truth or dare

Time for a secret.
We are all gullible in one way or another. (No, that isn't the secret).
It doesn't matter how educated we are, there is something that each one of us thinks that isn't the accepted norm.
Kathy is no exception to this.
She thinks some funny stuff!
Not just since, but even before the accident.
One of my favorites is that Kathy swears we hit HUMMING BIRDS when we drive!
It cracks me up!
She says they are so small and fast that we don't see them, but every now and then she hears one hit the windshield!
It stands to reason that we can't find them when we stop because, being so small, they would be flung far and would be hard to see in the grass.
Being a man, I thought it would be fun to tease Kathy about this idea.
One day I found a little bitty bird skeleton (probably a baby pigeon), stuck it in my truck grill, and pretended surprise as I "found" it!
Kathy couldn't believe it!
She was vindicated!
Here at last was proof!
Proof that we DO hit humming birds when we drive!
I had to act fast to keep Kathy from calling her friends (so my prank didn't last long).

Hey! I didn't make this up!
I wasn't mean about it!

Maybe I took advantage of her trust in me.
 If so, I figure I would fall for any trick she pulls on me.