This whole "Kathy Meets the Wall" thing has brought the family closer together.
My Boys have been great with her!
Kathy has to rely on people for so many ordinary things we all take for granted, that she has to give up control.
THAT'S RIGHT, THE INMATES ARE RUNNING THE ASYLUM!!!
Can't check if the chores are being done if you can't get around to it!
Is the upstairs bathroom clean? Teenage boy clean, or Kathy clean? Just have to trust that My Boys listened & learned from before. (when Kathy was able to inspect).
Are the plants watered? The right way? Then why are the leaves drooping? Will someone check it again to make sure it wasn't missed? (Ooh, it must make her SO mad that she has to ask nicely!).
Ted, could you put the laundry from the washer to the dryer? Please listen for the buzzer so the clothes can be folded before the wrinkles set. (See what I mean?).
This is like that moment when everyone realizes that cars can't run over you because it's against the law & you can SUE them if they do! We can run in the streets! Unimpeded Daring Delight!
That's right, WE'RE IN CHARGE NOW!
This is a house run by males! Pizza every night! Crumbs on the counter! We don't have to wash our hands anymore! Or FLUSH!
Kathy can barely maneuver herself into her wheel chair! If I don't oil the wheels, she can't even sneak up on us!
If we turn the TV up in the other room, we won't have to be bothered if she hollers!
Except,.. My Boys wouldn't go for it...
This mutiny was over before it even started.
(Temporary immobilization for Kathy does not equal temporary insanity for My Boys).
Don't let the headline fool you, Kathy is still Queen.
Just the way we like it.
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